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  • Listening to: The Pixies - Doolittle
  • Reading: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
  • Watching: Twin Peaks
  • Playing: Terraria
  • Eating: Kabanossi
  • Drinking: Red Stripe
New haircut today, made me realise a few other things needed changing, my shoddily kept DA account is one of them, also my malnourished blog, but I'll get to that.

Okay, so it's not strictly a new start, more of a cleaning session. Things knocking about from my school and college years have now been moved into scraps, excluding a few favourites. All 2010 stuff is sticking around too.
As for more art? On it's way, there's  lots of old college stuff I really should put up here, mainly illustrator stuff and doodles and sketches I really should complete regarding my story.

Ah yes, my story. Now, I know that everyone and their mums have a story, they also think that theirs is special and unique, I'm no different. Over the next few months/ years I will be developing my story and will be using my DA as the hub for sketches and concepts, all up for criticism. They'll all be moved into a folder, just as soon as I know what to call the darn thing.


New! - Up for art swaps/trades/whatever you kids are calling them nowadays

Wanted! - If any of you consider yourself Photoshop/Illustrator savvy I have a few questions for you, regarding filters and techniques, If your up for it send me a PM! Thanks!

Wanted! - Motivation tips! If any of you have any great tips on how to get yourself motivated to draw, or even better: ways of overcoming artists block then please share them, I will be in what my people call a life debt to you.
  • Listening to: Nothing's Gonna Change my Clothes - TMBG
  • Eating: The egg on my face
Okay, Deviantart I can accept that I have abused you severely. You don't deserve the year long gaps, You don't deserve that. I will feed you with delicious art, open wide!
  • Listening to: FRIDGE

I have a new tablet FINALLY, and CS3 is now on my Laptop!

To celebrate I have drawn you all a beaver. hooray for you.

Another thign id Me and a friend have decided to go to the UK WEBCOMIX thing with a table PURELY FOR MOTIVATION, I swear this is suicide, but it seems to be working.

Oh yes, and we are also next to JOHN ALISON and KATE BEATON

Creators of scary go round and Kate beaton comics respectively.

Scary. As. Hell.

  • Listening to: shhh!
Make this quick, I'm TIRED!

-Getting close to 2K
-Can never cosplay as Spike Speigel
-Pokémon trading card game turns severely one sided very quickly! (Fuck you torterra!)
-Wall-e was brilliant!
-The Dark knight was too awesome for it to actually dawn on me yet
-Still no sign of a new tablet


Over and out
  • Listening to: Pizza Party - Lima Research society
  • Playing: BRAWL! =O
  • Eating: Anticipation of my freakin' chinese!
  • Drinking: Appleade
My tablet is dead, No "If I was a robot would you still love me?" picture for you guys, sorry.

BUT I did get a job, so it shouldn't be long!
  • Listening to: The Big bang theory theme song -Barenaked Ladies
  • Playing: Animal crossing wild world
  • Eating: Salami!
  • Drinking: Vimto!
Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
(X) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight


Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(X) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die


Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 14

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 18

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (=D)
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 23

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 28

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 31

*Lack of Level 9*

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake (what?!)

SO FAR: 32

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 36

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention (ruddy class detention, I didn't even do anything!)
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 39

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 41

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 46

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (a few times)

SO FAR: 50

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Coloured With Crayons / Coloured Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 53

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 56

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 60

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
( ) Had A Wish Come True (How sad =[)
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 61

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge (It was a foot high)
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 64

*Oh look, Level 21's missing*

Level 22
(x)Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 68

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( )Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 70

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 73

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail (Not so much a visit, I was on probation)

SO FAR: 76

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 79

Level 27
( )Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly (ALMOST!)
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 81

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone (with someone else's breast!)
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Some ones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 86

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 90

*Level 30's gone too*

Level 31
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 94

Level 32
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain (That sounds awesome!)
( ) Flattened someone's tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 96 Beat that, Tek! you have one month!

Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things.
  • Listening to: Keep your head up - Milk Can
Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own.

1. Let me tell y'all what it's like being male middle class and white.
2. No is no, no is always no, if they say no it means a thousand times no.
3.Sukitooru hitomi de
Uso tsuite
4.Life is hard, and so am i, you better give me something so I don't die. - Eels - Novocaine for the soul
5.ooh ohh ooh ohh, yeah! Let me be with youuuuuuu! - Chobits - Let me be with you
6.Hey all you goobers! It's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, GOOFY GOOBER! - Spongebob Squarepants movie - Goofy Goober song
7. And I'm sorry about you and me, and I'm sorry about us. - Mew - Saliva
8. David Bowie came to town, flying over head. "Don't you dig my chops?" he cried. this is what they said! - TMBG -Au Contraire
9. When I was 39 years old I found out there are people walking among us that have super powers!
10. My beloved monster and me, we go everywhere together.- Eels - My beloved monster
11. Nobody's as cool as we, not as esoterically far out! we're so far out it's creepy! - Lemon Demon - Geeks in Love
12. I went for a walk, on a stalk of wheat, and it felt like a trillion feet!
13. I'm not much of a natural dancer, but I've got a friend who's a natural dancer, you can call her jumping bean, she's got ants in her pants and she's gonna dance!
14. I got a small friend, Who has a fat friend Who had a big friend Who gave birth to many friends
15. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes - Lemon demon - Amnesia was her name
16. I love when opportunity knocks, it rocks the stripes right out of my socks! - Lemon Demon - Flamingo legs
17. And you are soft and cuddly and you are warm and fuzzy - The Incredible Moses Leroy - Fuzzy
18. Underneath a big clock at the corner of fifth avenue and twenty-second street. - TMBG - Four of two
19. Do you realise, that you have the most beautiful face? - The flaming lips - do you realize??
20. Outrageous orange, laser lemon and jungle green, that's what I said! - Lemon Demon - Ode to crayola
21. Body movin, body movin', body movin' we be body movin!
22. The coulour of infinity inside an empty glass! - TMBG - Experimental film
23. Something is wrong, 'cus my mind is fading, everywhere I look there's a dead end waiting.
24. Burger king fries on the dashboard underneath the burning hot sun! - Lemon Demon - New Way Out
25. Can you tell that I'm planning prevenge??
26. In a future time, children will work together to build a giant cyborg!
27. Now if you will, gentlemen. let's put this song into perspective just so you guys know where I'm coming from when I sing this. - Hungry Like the wolf - Reel Big Fish
28. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (etc.) - The Flaming lips - Yeah yeah yeah song
29. With your feet in the air, and your head on the ground, try this trick and spin it. yeah. - The Pixies - Where is my mind
30. Marmalades from Scotland, rugs from Pakistan, Mexico has jumping beans, cars are from Japan.
  • Listening to: Four of two - They Might Be Giants
Copypasta from :icontekameito:

Here are the rules:
-The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a sketch, free
-However, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal
-If you've already done 10 Free Sketches, recently, simply link the journal entry in your comment... You still qualify

* Post this in your journal immediately after requesting or I won't do the request

* In your comment, include a link to a reference picture of the character you want me to draw. Leave a very detailed description if there is no picture. You can always include a picture and a description.

* Only up to two characters per person

1.:icontekameito: - Sarisha
2.:iconjimmytrope: - Me and him (Puppet and master) =D

Expect tardiness
  • Listening to: Brimful of Asha - Cornershop
For the past few days I have been unable to upload any image files. Apparently text files are kosher, but I get nothing from clicking the upload image button.
Help, anyone?

Oh, I've got a snazzy story on the go, by the way!
Hope you enjoy it.

Over and out.
  • Listening to: Weird Al - Jerry Springer
Ooh, crap getting close to 1000 and I haven't posted anything in ages!
I feel like I should But I'm awful at digital stuff and I feels half-assed if I print in something done in pencil.
That and the last two times I tried to post something it wouldn't let me...

Anyways, If anyone gets the 1000 then I'll do you a picture. Just nothing too hard!

Edit: OK, i got the 1000 so the first to 1111 (That might be a few weeks)
  • Listening to: What will happen will happen - Lemon demon
My lovely girlfriend/soul mate/pet shop employee now  had a DA account here: :iconraivoloution:
Go see her!

And also, I shall post My story, Methinks a taster, and If any publicity then I shall start posting the chapters... Opinions?
  • Listening to: Close but no cigar - Weird al
  • Eating: the smell of meatballs
  • Drinking: Water (The favourite drink of the groundhog)
I'd hammer on my piglet, I'd Collect the seven dollars and I'd Buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head..

So, anyways, Hello.
I thought it was about time to update so, here we gooo!

Twenty-one months with my girlfriend today (Yay!) and what a lovely day it was!

Also, I may post some stuff I'm doing for school projects and my story but I nee to know if any of you'd read it!
It seems none of you read this danm thing!

Ok, well, comments are loved like [Insert loved things here] here!

Boo-byee! ~Ben!
  • Listening to: Do you realize?? - Flaming Lips
  • Eating: Cheese, Tomato and Pepper toastie.
  • Drinking: Sprite (In a Spiderman sippy cup.)
I have finally finished the first chapter, yay!
But I have noticed that on DA Literature isn't really viewed so should I bother posting it? Or should I just keep posting characters 'n shizz?
  • Reading: Fin family Moomintroll
I thought I'd tell you I am running two main themes at the moment, one is anuimals and characters for my story.

The other; I'm doing a mini Cryptozoological* themed thang wher you tell me what to draw!

Things like Sasquatch, the loch ness monster, bunyips, El Chupacabra, the mongolian death worm Etc.

Pre tell Ben any suggestions for mah little cryptid critters!

So far:
            -Kracken (AKA Captain Doodles)
            -Chupacabra (In progress)
  • Listening to: Girl U Want - Devo
I have a friend who is new to DA so maybe you could help Him out by giving a big DA hello and perhaps read his stuff.
It should be up soon, he's a fantasy writer so lets see if he's any good! XD

But fiert he "fine tuning" it on paper then copying it up.

He's here=

  • Listening to: Yoshimi Battle the Pink Robots Pt 2 - Flaming lips
I have now started to use my scraps section for W.I.P's
Should I post my rough stuff or wouldn't you be interested?

If I do you'll see some pretty crap stuff but on the other hand I'll be submitting more!

Really, don't be shy. I need answers!

P.S. Most of the stuff will be ideas for my story!
  • Listening to: Yoshimi Battle The Pink Robots - Flaming lips
Hoorah, One hundred pageveiws!

Oh and the word hundred is stupid!
It cannot be used on its own!
Anyways, my first chapter should be up soon!
Why is this entry so bullet pointy!

This is much beter! So anyways I'm writing a story and it's set in an alternate world with different animals (Like my Mort-omen) but there will be no elves or trolls or dragons! Dragons are poopy! and I would like to ask you guys a of question.

Is Regis-Major a good name for my planet? (Regis-Minor is the smaller planet orbiting it.)

Commens muchly obliged!
Well, I'm just about to submit a really crappy rushed picture of me, it was rushed and I dislike the void that is my deviant page!
I'm in the middle of a story at the moment so I'll post the first chapter and the appropriate images for that when it's done!
Well, off to posting this work!

  • Listening to: Dreamer - Supertramp
  • Reading: The colour of magic - Terry Pratchett
  • Playing: God
  • Eating: Jalepeno and sun dried tomato crisps (Chips)
  • Drinking: 7up
Well I havent posted any art yet.. I'm having trouble with L-arting and I'm writing a story at the same time.
Yah, I know, I suck!
Well it's nice to be on an art websie again.. Internet is boring when you just check for updates and I needed motivation for my art. I have re-befriended Karineko who I knew from Being Harriets (And then my) friend on SA.

Well beter get back to writin' or drawin' or somethin'

  • Listening to: Brave new london - War of the worlds